I WILL MAKE IT TONIGHT. KAY?!
NICKI MINAJ BRITNEY SPEARS LESBIAN SEX SEX SEX GAIN FOLLOWERS.
Yes I would. You would never lie or joke about that subject. At the same time I would be incredibly excited and shocked. Of course, I would need to sit them down and make sure they are okay.
I FANK U FOR MAKING ME SMYLE. :]
Yes, I would love that. As long as it is new and clean.
will be a new show on Teen Nick. The commercial includes an obese woman/girl flashing the paparazzi for a story. Oh, here is another show displaying terrible morals that I will undoubtedly LOVE. I am so excited for it. :D
The target age group for Teen Nick is 12-16. NIIIIICE.
Wonderful surroundings help.
But I really feel like super booboo.
I feel sick, my managers won’t answer the phones, they probably think I am irresponsible now, and I have a night class. Cheer me up. :[
I hate working at 7am and then going to school afterward.
(Perfect 300th post!)
that there is an entire world out there.
Your personal drama is in fact YOUR PERSONAL DRAMA.
Keep it off facebook. We do not care. WE. DO. NOT. CARE.
If I am not in your little circle of friends, then do not tell me about your sex life. Do not complain your boyfriend snores. Do not whine about your job you work a whole 15 hours a week at. Stop thinking I give a damn.
But, those of you that I do give damns about, Ily. <33
THAT WAS MY HOMEWORK HOMEWORK HOMEWORK.
- If so many people smoke weed, then it technically it isn’t that illegal.
- It’s just common sense that all lesbians have short hair.
- If American’s keep getting fat, the alignment of Earth will shift and hurdle us toward the sun.
- Since my last 4 children were illegitimate, my next should be legitimate.
- I plan on having safe sex. Hold on, let me get my helmet.
- We are allowed to fuck in class, since the teacher never said we couldn’t.
- Since nobody I’ve been with ever had an STD, NO ONE must have them.
- Since Hitler was a vegetarian, vegetarianism must cause the need for genocide.
- While breast feeding, my nipples became larger. After I gave birth, my husband required less sex. So, obviously my husband hates large nipples.
OH, AND THIS WAS MY HOMEWORK. Very enjoyable.
I want to do homework as much as I want to see my mother naked.