Call me Nate. I am まずい。 I am a wonderful 21 year old homosexual male. I am an independent bitch, have a family I never see, and a best friend / a few. Androgynous. Caucasian. Trying too hard to get your attention. I am cynical, clever, and intelligent. I live in Florida, and I hate the heat. Pop culture & beautiful people. I have healthy obsessions. Britney Spears. Nicki Minaj. Selena Gomez. Amanda Lepore. Bjork. Leslie Hall. Meryl Streep. I am taller than I'd like to be, I have a pikachu in my bed & and you've never heard of my favorite animal. I hate people before I like them, and I judge too harshly. If I like you, then I love you. Deal with it.

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I look like a 13-year-old lesbian, and act like a 25-year-old closeted alcoholic. If you understand my humor, tell me. If you think I am attractive, tell me. If you think I am hideous or a bitch, tell me. I give half of a fuck what you think.

-Britney Spears blog HERE
-Photos of me and such HERE

Please don't steal any photos that are watermarked. If you do, I lose exposure, and you look like a dumbass. Reblogging avoids this and allows me to see you as well. <3