Celebrity Double Chins: Making normal people feel better about themselves since the creation of McDonald’s.
Miley Cyrus had such a good thing going. Every preteen girl loved her, looked up to her, and followed her example. Disney was backing her up. Her parents had something to be proud of. Now, she is spiraling into a pit of sex, drugs, and alcohol. Good.
Serves the bitch right.
EVEN THOUGH, I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA’S MUSIC.
AT 4. SLEEP UNTIL 11. PARENTS EAT ALL THE DINNER. GROSS FROZEN MEAL. TEST TOMORROW. SLEEPY.