Masturbating with your non-dominant hand
This is why I’m sore.
This is why, this is why,
this is why I’m sore.
And I would do it all again. The last 36 hours have been absolutely amazing. It felt so great to be back in Scotty’s arms and not have to hide like a Jew. To be able to speak out loud was so liberating. Not having to sneak in the house, and showering freely. This was just so amazing. ILML srsly.
Plus, his family is so sweet. <33
Last night (this morning) I couldn’t fall asleep until 7am. I awoke today at 4pm when Scotty called. I probably would have kept sleeping if he hadn’t.
Dearest Lady Gaga,
G T F O & SUCK MY DICK.
(Just kidding. Kinda.)