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I look like a 13-year-old lesbian, and act like a 25-year-old closeted alcoholic. If you understand my humor, tell me. If you think I am attractive, tell me. If you think I am hideous or a bitch, tell me. I give half of a fuck what you think.
-Britney Spears blog HERE
-Photos of me and such HERE
Please don't steal any photos that are watermarked. If you do, I lose exposure, and you look like a dumbass. Reblogging avoids this and allows me to see you as well. <3
MY BITCHES LOVE ME
I haven’t relaxed at home in my bed with my stuffed friends for a while.
My friends made this G-Rated.
I $L33P 4EVA.
via i-will-follow-you-into-the-dark (originally i-will-follow-you-into-the-dark)
D’awwwww
I want to own an okapi and love it forever.
These are the only guys allowed in my bed now.
Double chin is hidden when taken from above. Animals become cuter when peeking from bottom. Pants are not needed when waist up. I love me.
My best friend is a creep.
Okapi & Red Panda
These are my two favorite animals. When Lindsey and I were at the mall yesterday, there was a plush of each of these right next to each other. I nearly died. People don’t really know about either of these animals, and yet, there they were. Being all friendly and shit. The world must love me.
